I finish a game that is too emotionally close to home and I am tempted to talk about it superficially; to talk about it seriously would be too telling of myself; I am tempted to make jokes about it or mask my true intentions because I don't believe that I can talk about this game without exposing a deeply vulnerable part of myself that nobody on the internet should have the right to see. I will make an attempt. If I had read this game ten years ago then I would have had a mental breakdown over the feeling that this game was Made For Me; in the sense that it was a game that could only be made by spying on me; that I was constantly being spied on, manipulated, chased and forced to dream about things that were outside of my control. I would have hated this game and it would have made me throw up. At the age of 28 I am more inclined to get a bit of a stomachache and go to bed early because of it, mostly because it makes me remember a certain fear of my own soul-- that exists inside every person who has experienced these things-- that this game replicates FAR TOO WELL for its own good as a narrative that people are supposed to read. I am flabbergasted that you can purchase this game. I am also very glad that you can, because that means that more people will get to read it. If I could talk to my teenage self I would tell her to go to bed and stop drinking soda.


MIABOMIABOMAMOABOMOABOM is a game best enjoyed late at night when it is best suited for causing insomnia. You can find it currently for $1.99 USD on Nintendo Switch. I recommend you buy it at full price.


(No one is watching you.)


(You are safe.)


(Go to sleep.)